Sorry my butts not here right now

Oh my...this adventure is so funny...motherhood that is...Ben told me today as I was freaking out at him and threatened to give him a spanking..."Sorry my butts not here right now"!

Oh my...he's a trip and a half. Jacob took 5 steps today...5...and he learned a new word "cup". He's so adorable...rotten but adorable...totally destroyed a bridesmaid bouquet today...it's like having a bulldog sometimes, slobber, destruction, laziness and farting...lol. It's funny how ONE OREO can turn into such a mess!!

Ben decided to sing a song to us...he instructed us to clap for him...when and how loud and then complimented us when we met his standards...he then said "if you want to sing you can sing, ok...but for now listen to me"

Ben decided today that he was going to jack a box from the cafeteria ladies upstairs and use it as his Spiderman house...The boys were entertained for hours playing inside the box and coloring the floor and ceiling...oh to be a kid again

My funny Benjamin

So I know it has been a long time since I posted on this blog and you all have missed out horribly let me tell ya so I decided to not play catch up and just start from here. I couldn't do that though without sharing with you some Ben quotes since the last time I shared:
"Mommy have you seen my peepee lately it's getting really really big"
"You can ride with me, I'll protect you because my real names Spiderman"
"Mommy that wasn't very nice...are you going to ask me forgiveness"
"Mommy you are ummm what's the word...ridinkless"
"Jacob that's gross toilets not for splashing"
"Mommy see those holes on Jesus' hands that's where his super powers come from...his super powers to take us to heaven...you didn't know that"
(to the kennywood employee who would not let him on the roller coaster) "but I's a big boy"
(to the delgrosso employee who wouldn't let him on the pirate ship) "This park sucks"
"Ms. Lifeguard lady...do you allow dogs in this pool"
"Mommy my wife says I can't go"
and last but not least
"one day I'm going to fly a plane far away and mommy you can't come because you are too heavy"